vibrating fone betta than a dildo!
I now i aint been postin 4 like ages but soz bowt dat, kinda been spendin time on forum an shit. an tell ya truth, it been a bit of a slow winter if u know wot i sayin :( - yeh aint been much shaggin and din think u want loadsa storyz bowt me wankin ma own dick!
gotta funny an horny story from da weekend tho wot i rekon u like. Woz 5 of us lads rownd at Als place cos he livin wiv his bird now an she woz owt wiv her m8s an it only place we can go an av it all ourselfs an know we not gonna get bovverd by mums an sisters as shit.
Al woz tellin us bowt wen he found his birds vibrator an it dis massiv fing wiv a curvd end an he got his cock ard an check em next 2 each uvva but lucky his cock is bigga! well dat wot he say, but he glad cos he b worryd if she got like a vibrator bigga an im, cos wot if she dun need him no more! mind, one of lads say Als dick aint curve at end, so vibrator must b doin sumthing he aint! Then Al ask how duz he know wot Als dick look like?! then blakey go all red an then say well he hope Als dick aint shape like dat!
da lads tellin Al 2 go get dis vibrator so he brings it owt an it dis big, smoov, pink fing wiv an end bit wot curvs an a cable attachd 2 uvva end. robo ask Al if he tryd it up his shitter! Al tell im 2 fuck off, but then gets dis evil look an says its a gud idea an we shud try it on sum1 an he turns 2 look at blakey he says it an wen he smiles we all jump on blakey an hold im down. blakey struggels an sum1 shout pull his trackys down an i is on it! i pull da waistband down of his black trackys an cos he riggling it make it EZer 2 pull em off an just hav his wite pants showin. i pull his trackys rite down 2 his ankels an hold em down, then robo grabs blakeys pants an pulls em, then he shouts owt 'fuckin ell blakey'! cos dirty skidmarks inside his pants, dirty fucka! blakeys hairy arse is bouncin up an down an Al standin ova im wiv da vibrator ready 2 try it, but wen he turn it on, nuffin, an turns owt battery run owt - i larf an say his misses must av run em down! an den all lads larfin 2. we still got blakey pinned down an daz sayin if n e 1 gotta there fone wot we can use an set it on vibrate. i pull owt ma slimline fone an say i dun rekon u gettin that up n e were!
We let blakey go and Al fucks of sumwere, then cums back wiv dis old fone, 1 of em small, rounder ones an say dis shud do trick! i can c blakey backin off 2 door, but Al say he give n e lad a half ounce bag if they can get da fone up ther arse an let us ring it. it all goz quiet an i finkin iv ad bigga up ma arse an i been owta smokes 4 weeks, so i say i do it, but wanna ounce bag! all lads lookin mazed at me, and den all larfin and whistlin.
Al givz me da fone - he wink at me so uthers cant see! - well he know i can take it. he says fone aint gotta sim, so i take mine owta ma own fone and put it in. We both look at da fone an both say rekon betta put a rubber on it! I aint got n e spare, but robo givz us 1. Al then says ther is sum vasaline in da bathroom - daz say they gotta see dis an gets up, but i say no fukin way u wotchin me puttin it in! they can just ring it afta 2 see i dun it. i go in2 bathroom an lock door an pull ma trackys off an undeez off. i find da vasaline an i scoop 2 fingaz of it an bend ova da bath, makin sure ma tshirt pull up, an i stick em rite in me crak - dis is 1 of ma favrite wanks, wiv 2 fingaz up me arse - an vasline feel nice an warm. i turn ma fingaz arownd a bit to loosen me up. i do it 2 more times, feelin EZer each time an gettin ma fingaz in farer up ma hole. i decide 2 go 1 more finga an put sum vasline on 3 fingaz an shuv em rite in ther - i push em all way 2 ma nuckels an i can feel ma tite ring rownd em an then soft flesh insdie ma passige wot i masage wiv ma finger tips. it feels so gud dat i get rock hard. Al shoutin thru door how is it goin? 'fine' i say 'need a bit longer tho'. Al then says daz rekon i woulda swollowd it up rite away! I pick up da fone an it starts vibing! i shout 2 lads 2 stop it but it stops n e way. i look around da bathroom an rekon best way i gonna get fone up ma butt is lyin down, so i get down an ma back an pull ma legs up 2 ma chest - i finkin, if n e 1 cums in rite now they gonna get an eyefull! - i takes da fone in ma hand an puts da smaller end up 2 ma arsehole - fuck its cold! - an i start 2 push. it aint goin in at 1st an it makin ma ring sting as i push aganst it, an it hard against ma cheeks an i finkin it aint gonna go in, but i try relaz more an giv it 1 arder push an sudden it like slides in, an wen it goin it just keep slidin til all of it disapear up me butt, cept da short ariel bit, an i cant feel it cold no more. i stand up an no way it dropping owt, it well stuck up ther, but it feels gud, like me arse realy stuffd full. i start 2 get ard again an i need a wank rite then.
i decide 2 av a lyin wank an get bak down on floor on me back. i start wankin me cock hard - betta b a quik 1 - an pull me legs bak up me chest so i can use uvva hand down 2 push an pull da stumpy arial bit of fone stikin owt so i can feel fone move bowt abit in me arse. it feels well mazin an i push me nees bak far as they can go, i still wankin ard an fast, an close me eyes, fikin i bein fukced by Al. then fone start vibratin! fuk me it feels gud an wot wiv me wankin ard, vibratin fone an sumfin so big in me arse, it dum take long to get close 2 cummin. i pull ma tshirt rite up so i dun get it and den wank til i shoot a load all ova ma abs an chest - i get sum on me shirt n e ways - fuck. there aint no bog paper, so i av 2 pull a towl of side of da bath an use it to clean up me cum. Al nockin on door agian an i say im cummin - he dun kno i jus av! lol.
i go bak 2 join uvva lads an they say i been fukcin ages - bet i been njoyin it 2 much an ad a wank! i larf an say it jus take ages to get it up. they dun beleev i dun it, but Al say only way 2 find owt an it start vibin, but it real quiet. i tell em 2 shut up an they just bowt hear summit, but they jus fink i hidin it sumwere. Al puts his hand on me crak - i say, wot fukc u doin - but he larfs an says u can feel it vibe if u put ur hand ther an then all lads tryin 2 feel an killin emselvs larfin. Al stops ringin me number, but fone vibing again in me butt and i tell lads 2 cut it owt, but dey all sayin it aint them an it rings 4 bowt a minite. wen i gets fone owt after an cheks, da mesage from mum! rekon i wont tell her were da fone woz wen she rang!!
gotta funny an horny story from da weekend tho wot i rekon u like. Woz 5 of us lads rownd at Als place cos he livin wiv his bird now an she woz owt wiv her m8s an it only place we can go an av it all ourselfs an know we not gonna get bovverd by mums an sisters as shit.
Al woz tellin us bowt wen he found his birds vibrator an it dis massiv fing wiv a curvd end an he got his cock ard an check em next 2 each uvva but lucky his cock is bigga! well dat wot he say, but he glad cos he b worryd if she got like a vibrator bigga an im, cos wot if she dun need him no more! mind, one of lads say Als dick aint curve at end, so vibrator must b doin sumthing he aint! Then Al ask how duz he know wot Als dick look like?! then blakey go all red an then say well he hope Als dick aint shape like dat!
da lads tellin Al 2 go get dis vibrator so he brings it owt an it dis big, smoov, pink fing wiv an end bit wot curvs an a cable attachd 2 uvva end. robo ask Al if he tryd it up his shitter! Al tell im 2 fuck off, but then gets dis evil look an says its a gud idea an we shud try it on sum1 an he turns 2 look at blakey he says it an wen he smiles we all jump on blakey an hold im down. blakey struggels an sum1 shout pull his trackys down an i is on it! i pull da waistband down of his black trackys an cos he riggling it make it EZer 2 pull em off an just hav his wite pants showin. i pull his trackys rite down 2 his ankels an hold em down, then robo grabs blakeys pants an pulls em, then he shouts owt 'fuckin ell blakey'! cos dirty skidmarks inside his pants, dirty fucka! blakeys hairy arse is bouncin up an down an Al standin ova im wiv da vibrator ready 2 try it, but wen he turn it on, nuffin, an turns owt battery run owt - i larf an say his misses must av run em down! an den all lads larfin 2. we still got blakey pinned down an daz sayin if n e 1 gotta there fone wot we can use an set it on vibrate. i pull owt ma slimline fone an say i dun rekon u gettin that up n e were!
We let blakey go and Al fucks of sumwere, then cums back wiv dis old fone, 1 of em small, rounder ones an say dis shud do trick! i can c blakey backin off 2 door, but Al say he give n e lad a half ounce bag if they can get da fone up ther arse an let us ring it. it all goz quiet an i finkin iv ad bigga up ma arse an i been owta smokes 4 weeks, so i say i do it, but wanna ounce bag! all lads lookin mazed at me, and den all larfin and whistlin.
Al givz me da fone - he wink at me so uthers cant see! - well he know i can take it. he says fone aint gotta sim, so i take mine owta ma own fone and put it in. We both look at da fone an both say rekon betta put a rubber on it! I aint got n e spare, but robo givz us 1. Al then says ther is sum vasaline in da bathroom - daz say they gotta see dis an gets up, but i say no fukin way u wotchin me puttin it in! they can just ring it afta 2 see i dun it. i go in2 bathroom an lock door an pull ma trackys off an undeez off. i find da vasaline an i scoop 2 fingaz of it an bend ova da bath, makin sure ma tshirt pull up, an i stick em rite in me crak - dis is 1 of ma favrite wanks, wiv 2 fingaz up me arse - an vasline feel nice an warm. i turn ma fingaz arownd a bit to loosen me up. i do it 2 more times, feelin EZer each time an gettin ma fingaz in farer up ma hole. i decide 2 go 1 more finga an put sum vasline on 3 fingaz an shuv em rite in ther - i push em all way 2 ma nuckels an i can feel ma tite ring rownd em an then soft flesh insdie ma passige wot i masage wiv ma finger tips. it feels so gud dat i get rock hard. Al shoutin thru door how is it goin? 'fine' i say 'need a bit longer tho'. Al then says daz rekon i woulda swollowd it up rite away! I pick up da fone an it starts vibing! i shout 2 lads 2 stop it but it stops n e way. i look around da bathroom an rekon best way i gonna get fone up ma butt is lyin down, so i get down an ma back an pull ma legs up 2 ma chest - i finkin, if n e 1 cums in rite now they gonna get an eyefull! - i takes da fone in ma hand an puts da smaller end up 2 ma arsehole - fuck its cold! - an i start 2 push. it aint goin in at 1st an it makin ma ring sting as i push aganst it, an it hard against ma cheeks an i finkin it aint gonna go in, but i try relaz more an giv it 1 arder push an sudden it like slides in, an wen it goin it just keep slidin til all of it disapear up me butt, cept da short ariel bit, an i cant feel it cold no more. i stand up an no way it dropping owt, it well stuck up ther, but it feels gud, like me arse realy stuffd full. i start 2 get ard again an i need a wank rite then.
i decide 2 av a lyin wank an get bak down on floor on me back. i start wankin me cock hard - betta b a quik 1 - an pull me legs bak up me chest so i can use uvva hand down 2 push an pull da stumpy arial bit of fone stikin owt so i can feel fone move bowt abit in me arse. it feels well mazin an i push me nees bak far as they can go, i still wankin ard an fast, an close me eyes, fikin i bein fukced by Al. then fone start vibratin! fuk me it feels gud an wot wiv me wankin ard, vibratin fone an sumfin so big in me arse, it dum take long to get close 2 cummin. i pull ma tshirt rite up so i dun get it and den wank til i shoot a load all ova ma abs an chest - i get sum on me shirt n e ways - fuck. there aint no bog paper, so i av 2 pull a towl of side of da bath an use it to clean up me cum. Al nockin on door agian an i say im cummin - he dun kno i jus av! lol.
i go bak 2 join uvva lads an they say i been fukcin ages - bet i been njoyin it 2 much an ad a wank! i larf an say it jus take ages to get it up. they dun beleev i dun it, but Al say only way 2 find owt an it start vibin, but it real quiet. i tell em 2 shut up an they just bowt hear summit, but they jus fink i hidin it sumwere. Al puts his hand on me crak - i say, wot fukc u doin - but he larfs an says u can feel it vibe if u put ur hand ther an then all lads tryin 2 feel an killin emselvs larfin. Al stops ringin me number, but fone vibing again in me butt and i tell lads 2 cut it owt, but dey all sayin it aint them an it rings 4 bowt a minite. wen i gets fone owt after an cheks, da mesage from mum! rekon i wont tell her were da fone woz wen she rang!!
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