scally lad 21!

woz ma 21st at weekend an i still recuvering - got total trashd! cant bleev i is 21 no way! we woz all gunna go clubbin in town on satday for ma bday, but coz we all skint - an i only did 2 days of ma new job last week cos manager woz a cunt an avin rite go cos i like 5 mins l8, so i told im 2 fuck of, an dat woz it!
so we chips in 4 like a fukcin trolly loada cheapo cans from asda an down park and ther is bowt 30 us i rekon, but i dun rember much afta 2 of lads av a fite an then sum of em fuck off, cos i woz so twatd. an next day i wakes up in damo's bed next 2 im an i total naked an damo in jus boxers an i gotta big stiffy! an its fuckin buggin coz i dun remember n e fing wot append an how we got bak. i din wake up damo, jus left im coz i woz so ruff i jus wanna get home 2 ma own bed.
i culd c sum of damos dick thru his boxers an ther woz stains on them 2, so dunno wot went on. an wen i goz 4 a piss iv got a small cut on end of me nob, an yesday i woz lookin thru ma fone pics an sum of close up of a cock gettin blown, an dunno wot cock it is or wot mouf, but av a feelin it is me doin da suckin! Aint spoken to damo yet so dunno wot gonna b said wen i do, an so shit i cant remembr it if we shaggd cos b nice 2 think bowt it. an wot i did 2 cut ma dick, fuck nos!