well bad week

been avin a rite shit time of it l8 cos wot apend wiv steve an at work. went round steves weekend b4 last cos gunna giv im nuva chance an cos i woz feelin fuckin horny 2 tell ya da truth. so i goz round an its early like 4 in da afternoon an i is in ma favrite umbro tracky bs an ma fred perry top an givin ma cock a rite good rub on way ova on da bus. got ther an steve ad dis black eye an not tellin me wot append - ad is hed shavd rite close 2, so he woz looking ruff - propa nice, wanna fuck im, but gess who jus appens 2 turn up, da fuckin kid wot steve been fuckin, an steves all like i didnt kno he woz gonna turn up - yeah rite. he jus wantin 2 scally cocks. so im like, laterz an im outta ther, leav em 2 it.
cors it wer well bad at work last week an steve actin like rite cunt an blankin me an i kno wot eez doin, tryin chattin up da new lad at work, but dis lad u can tell he dun wanna kno. an i is avin ma lunch wiv da lads an we can c steve an i takin da piss outta im an makin lads larf, jokin bowt wer he got da black eye. then he cums ova later 2 me up on scaffold - we is like 1 floor up - an eez sayin all dis 2 me bowt wot i been sayin 2 uvva lads bowt im, an its no 1 else bizness, an im like wot u talkin bowt? i aint been sayin nuffin. so steve starts pushin me an im like back off m8, an he dun stop, so i push im back real ard like an he goz flyin, not mean 2 push im so ard, but he nocks in2 paint pot an it goz of edg an hits ground an fuckin paint goz all ova, an sum on car, an cors da owner seein wot append, well jus seein me pushin steve rather so cors who gets da blame? an ma dad givz us a rite bollockin an he fuckin sends me home! sayin he had 2 cos owner dun wont me workin on site no more. fuckin well narkd of wiv it all. an so steve larfin innit. an i been of work from then, mind it been nice not avin 2 get up, gettin thru ma weed. fuckin mums fella keep goin on at me 2 getta nuvva job tho, but fuck dat 4 now. feelin well horny 2